Lawyer Jokes

I am a lawyer and like to tell lawyer jokes. In fact, I've been known to take off-the-record breaks during depositions to regale opponents with new ones.

Now it turns out that, despite the PC-ification of America (I mean, no more Polack jokes, right?), lawyer jokes are still protected speech. Man Arrested for Lawyer Jokes at Courthouse Gets Last Laugh [law.com]. So what do lawyers use for contraception? Answer: their personalities.

 Posted by glenn