December 10, 2004

Every Sp*erm Is Sacred

A professor of urology at the State University of New York at Stony Brook has completed a study indicating that laptop use may interfere with male fertility. The findings are that "scrotal hyperthermia is produced by both special body posture and the local heating effect of laptop computers." Meaning that if you put it over your cohones, a notebook computer will fry your seed. Wearing boxers is not enough anymore, young man!

 Posted by glenn

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